i just had to do it to keep up with everyone

Wednesday, August 16, 2006

So Steve says that I'm not mean enough to be a lawyer. Just to prove him wrong, what kind of a person would look at a little baby and tell him he's ugly? What type of person tells a senial old woman that her husband is not there because he was abducted by aliens? What type of person is nicknamed The Devil by a little nine year old? What type of person kicks dogs and throws rocks at little squirrels? ME! See, I can to be a lawyer!! Have you ever purposely tripped a coworker? Have you ever thrown mud at your own sister and then lied about it Steve Birn? NO. I bet I would make a better laywer than you, so there.

4 Comments:

At 6:29 PM, Blogger steveandjanna said...

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At 6:30 PM, Blogger steveandjanna said...

You're an artist not a lawyer. Lawyers don't kick dogs and throw mud at sisters. We shake down people for money, there's a big difference. No, really, there's a big difference.

 
At 1:45 PM, Blogger NPE said...

Could you be the Artsy lawyer who defends the bizarre 'rights' of artsy-fartsy-types?

 
At 12:41 PM, Blogger Charles Jurries said...

Nate,
You mean she could be a lawyer for the ACLU?

 

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