I'm uh doing this instead of homework. It feels really good. Yippee.
I'm suddenly famous for having gotten this haircut. Don't let me be the only one! It's a new season, so that means new everything. Just don't use Pantene Pro-V, my stylist says that is coats your hair with wax and not only wieghs it down, but dulls the color and make it frizzy and unmanageable. And don't let your husband tell you what shampoo to use. What does he know? His hair is probably hardly there and is 90 times shorter than yours, not to mention he is oblivious anyways since he's a man.
Well, back to Livy. And Alberti and Freeman. Maybe Beethoven too. Oh Boring, Most Boring! (Look, that was a cunning reference to Shakespeare!) (for Andrea)
posted by Loretta @ 7:00 PM
7 Comments:
Eat, eat, you're getting to skinny.
Maybe I'll blog about your eating disorder and then you'll be famous for that too- just like that Olsen pygmy.
Listen to Steve- EAT! You're getting too skinny and your health is failing again. You're wasting away like one of those poor unfortunate Bronte sisters.
you are all funny in the head. I do not have an eating disorder. The only eating disorder I have is one that makes me eat like a hog. I am not too skinny. Today some hulking boy almost dropped me while we were trying to learn the Tango.
The PASTOR'S daughter is learning the TANGO?!
Scandalous!
Denial ain't just a river in Egypt. The fact that you deny having an eating disorder is proof that you have one. Eat, eat, you're getting to skinny.
is skinny a place? because you keep using the locative "to" instead of the qualifier "too"
Thank you for that cunning reference. It made me laugh.
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