The fact is

The fact is that blogging is harder than it looks. There is so much that goes on that can't be put on the internet for fear of losing one's job. On the other hand, if one does not blog these days, then people lose track of one in their subconscious.

I have a profound thought: why not end public theological discussion altogether? Why not save arguments about election for when one person specifically asks another person for help about it? Bible verse throwing is pretty much the worst way to occupy your time. Just stuff it. I figure that if what I think is right, then I don't have to argue it, it's just that good. Arminians will change their minds if it is God's will, so I don't have to worry about it. Ha.

Today I am at the mall for a few hours, then teaching till 8.

Because it was dead!

Well I am sitting here doing lesson plans. It's all getting easier. The problem is AIM, just like it has always been. AIM is so much more interesting. Here is a joke: Why did they bury the battery?

Well, I was reading Brittany's blog and saw that she tagged me to make a list of seven things. My seven things will be things I wish to do:

1. Not be sitting in Bagel and Beanery or whatever it's called for the third time in a week frantically doing random work.

2. Not wake up with a huge Stinkbug in my bed who won't go away and have to sleep on the couch all night instead, and then find him still there in the morning.

3. Remember important things.

4. Buy a Coach purse, or have a collection of Coach things.

5. Have my car cleaned when a Mom comes and talks to me about how her kids are doing in my class, while examining the filthy and numerable contents of the car with suspicion and contempt.

6. Remember Greek. Especially when I start to lecture a student on the root word (s) of the word "synonym".

7. Be able to be completely perfect all the time.

So, I am doing lesson plans

I am doing lesson plans, except not. Good story from another class:

After class ended last week, I found this note:

To: you
Frum: me

I am bord soooooooooooooooooooo motch!

and the reply was:

To: you
Frum: me

I no. I am bord so motch tooooooooooo!!!!


I knew who had written it based on the atrocious handwriting. So, I have corrected the spelling mistakes, and will return it back to them later, haha! oh the irony.

Best sentence from a writing class:

3. Describe your least favorite thing to do, using the words "very", "most" and "hardest".

"My least favorite thing to do is to play with dumb barbies because they are very ugly and most annoying things. I try my hardest not to shoot them with my B-B gun. "